old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

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m4ck4pp1e asked: when i was a lil kid my mother and father and my lil sis died in a murder i was sent to a mental instatution untile i was 18 i then went to the army then i became a royal gaurd i had a child but the child died and over the years insainity took over

m4ck4pp1e:

thebronyguardian:

m4ck4pp1e:

thebronyguardian:

m4ck4pp1e:

thebronyguardian:

m4ck4pp1e:

thebronyguardian:

m4ck4pp1e:

thebronyguardian:

Sorry for your lost.. May they find peace… Wait you’re in the army right.

why?

Just asking. Like have you heard any war stories?

i have been in one

* salutes*

*salutes back* so your apart of the army too?

Yes. Mostly in the Lunar Army and The Crystal Resistance.

i seved them all

How long do your wars last?

4

cdi-screens:
“The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “King Mario of Cramalot”
[03818/6298]
”

cdi-screens:

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “King Mario of Cramalot”
[03818/6298]

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gar-trek:

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Riker trapped inside a bong and he’s literally about to die 😢 and you did nothing 😢😢😢 you didn’t even do anything to help him out when he was trapped inside and literally about to die 😢😢😢 I hate this cruel cruel baka life. 😢😢😢

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sreegs:

sreegs:

Worst part of commuting the Orion Spur

GalCon’s speed traps in H-8798’s oort cloud

Alcubierre flare out when you’re at least 15 AU from the last hub

The weird slug cult billboards

Tourists who rented Class K ships slipstreaming you

Getting cut off while slingshotting the supermassive right before Denny’s Habsat

The Maw

The traffic BEFORE the Maw

Commuting the reverse route

i like that despite this being a made up no context poll about a nonexistant sci-fi universe a significant chunk of us agree the traffic is worse than whatever is called “The Maw”

sreegs:

karnalesbian:

lottieratworld:

lottieratworld:

lottieratworld:

lottieratworld:

who the fuck named loading circles “throbbers”

why is it throbbing, what fucking guy named it this

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why is it a throbber

im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website

she throb on my site until i load

they dont know about the worm

cheesegod69:

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mooonbride:
“henk-heijmans:
“Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown
”
I looked up the original photo because I was wondering why the groom had no toes and was convinced this might be AI generated, but no. This is a...

mooonbride:

henk-heijmans:

Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown

I looked up the original photo because I was wondering why the groom had no toes and was convinced this might be AI generated, but no. This is a real photo, but in the original the groom is wearing shoes. OP did you photoshop this image (badly) to make the groom barefoot???…

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sreegs:

sreegs:

sreegs:

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

“this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it”

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

“those are his hooves, bitch.”

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

sreegs:

i want to study at a New York City university

i will spell subway as MTA and use a yellow cab. i would watch the Yankees on tv all night while drinking a egg cream with my roomies. i’ll split a pie every day that’s worth 5 bucks. i would go to the empire state building every nighti am also more likely to meet guys wearing timbsgentrifiers, a shitty mayor and the NYPD.

i wish i was from NYC :(